This has to be the most bizarre thing I've read in a long time

I was looking up some audio references and found this :eek:

New Generation P.W.B. Devices.

Seems like five holes in a piece of paper (stuck on a picture of a quadruped) will completely transform how I see and hear things. I wonder if it will improve my ADSL connection? If not then the special foil at £100 for 17cm surely will.

I might even start saving up for the special cream. Only £250 for a teaspoon full.

P.W.B. Special Black Cream

In fact all these products look brilliant:

Products


Got to be worth a try :rolleyes:

Not sure how you found that looking for audio references, but compelling reading anyhow. That mirror foil at £10 a square looks like those 99p gift bags from ASDA to me!

I was looking at some stuff about enhancing audio CDs playback and was enthralled at the idea of "an entirely new version of the Electret Disc which is placed within the empty storage case of a Compact Disc, DVD, which is being played".

Apparently "this new passive P.W.B. Electret Disc simultaneously cures all the adverse energy patterns which are created by the light (both natural sunlight and artificial light) within your listening room".

You've got to admire someone who can sell a piece of foil for £10 which you put inside an empty CD case when you are playing the CD to improve the sound :eek:

So... where's your "Listening Room" then? Mine's between the Drawing Room and the Study (just behind the West Wing Billiard Room)...

;)