Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed

Government Inspectors have confirmed finding the particle
in an “Evans the Earthworm Mega Value Meat Pie.”
The factory conditions were described as looking like the Universe
must have, a millionth of a second after the universe was created.

Inspector Jones cut through the pastry with a saw and poked
around the contents.
There, among the reconstituted fat, accelerated gristle and
dried blood - the particle could clearly be seen.
There was huge excitement on Radio 4 as the discovery was heard
“live” on the Today programme.

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