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    Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

    This is a discussion on Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read! within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; What not to give your loved one. For Him: * 4 Viagra tablets from Boots. 50. * A years Broadband ...

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      Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      What not to give your loved one.

      For Him:
      * 4 Viagra tablets from Boots. 50.
      * A years Broadband from Euro1Net.

      For Her:
      * A vacuum cleaner. Tesco Bagless Compact. 19.94
      * A years subscription to Weight Watchers.


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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      Idea.
      Price-drop TV. Channel 635
      today at 5pm. Pick of the day.
      A Steel Pan Set.
      Wow!
      Imagine what she can do with that.

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      lol funny stuff

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      Hmm steel pan set
      join steel band
      obviously bang it
      bedpan
      mirror
      WLAN antennae
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      u forgot cook

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      Quote Originally Posted by sassylady View Post
      Hmm steel pan set
      join steel band
      obviously bang it
      bedpan
      mirror
      WLAN antennae

      Banging over Murdock's head, I know if I bought my wife a pan set for Valentine's day, thats what would happen to me.
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      lol better yet a romantic dinner lol

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      @wirless-Andy

      Cook? whats that? Me other half is cooking a roast beef dinner tonight for four plus 2 veggie meals, I dont need to cook ahhh
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      If you were my other half and making me cook, you would be my EX other half
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      lol harsh words by NR

     

     
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