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    Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

    This is a discussion on Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read! within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Spoiler Below Originally Posted by SatDish or here Ann Summers Careful, may have to close this thread - nice to ...

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      Spoiler Below
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      get a set of these to stop them straying from the kitchen ...
      "To help would be a great adventure"

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      Well I am going to be the perfect gentleman and am going to buy her one of these

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      s'ok I give up the thread did say not us women to read and I dont have any back up
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts

      Rosie, I found your contributions the best.
      This is what I am going to do.
      Inside each pan I will hide something else.
      Its too late for ebay now but in one there
      will be a recording of tonights chick flix
      Elizabethtown. She loves Orlando.
      Other fillings will be chocolates. Some African
      violets in a pot. Candles, bath salts and perfume.

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      Will one of the pans contain the raw ingredients for your evening meal?

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      Murdock than you so much ahhh how sweet, I am watching the day after tomorrow, you know the one where the world got another ice age? ice in your G*T? x
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      Quote Originally Posted by SatDish View Post
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      Ann Summers <<<<< ADULTS ONLY
      You will corrupt young Fibre posting that link.

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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      he wont understand what they are
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      Re: Valentine's Day Gifts - It's not for women to read!

      No steel pans. Just one big sword instead.

      The steel pans did not arrive from price-drop TV .
      Heavy items like that can take 2 weeks for delivery.
      So I followed the advice and forgot about the
      copper bottomed pans.
      Instead, I have wrapped the small things she liked in
      pretty paper and put them in a special gift box.
      At Midnight, I will present it dressed as a Crusader,
      with a big sword, and pretend to be Orlando Bloom.
      (She says I look a bit like him.)
      I just hope Orlando gets as much luck as me.
      But I doubt it, judging by the way he was rejected
      by that Irish blonde on “Extras”.

     

     
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