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    Mysteries Q&A

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      Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why watch an epic widescreen movie in
      Dolby stereo on a mobile phone instead of Sky Movies?

      A: That way you don't have to watch or hear Colin Farrell
      and some of the worst acting of all time in "Alexander".



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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: How come England won a cricket match in Australia?

      A: It's the sporting equivalent of sympathy sex.



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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why do Eton schoolboys like mowing lawns?

      A: They enjoy burning the grass.




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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why get your non prescription Viagra from Boots?

      A: Its great if you have a foot fetish.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: When does it pour in Australia?

      A: When England win a rain interrupted cricket tournament there.
      And Australia lose to BELGIUM in the Davis Cup Tennis
      on the same day.

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      Q: How did Iran trick Western Intelligence into destabalising Iraq?

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      “Western Intelligence” is an oxymoron*.
      * oxymoron:conjoining contradictory terms (as in 'deafening silence')

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why is murdock making a post about Q&A?

      A: Poor boys is so bored he has nothing better to do
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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Who was Saint Valentine?

      A: A Roman gardener in the reign of Claudius II.
      He founded the Interfiori chain of stores.
      Patron Saint of florists.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q. why am i still reading this post ??

      A. im soo bored and im off sick from school

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      You must be gutted falling sick during half term!
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