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Mysteries Q&A
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Mysteries Q&A
Q: Why watch an epic widescreen movie in
Dolby stereo on a mobile phone instead of Sky Movies?
A: That way you don't have to watch or hear Colin Farrell
and some of the worst acting of all time in "Alexander".
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Re: Mysteries Q&A
Q: How come England won a cricket match in Australia?
A: It's the sporting equivalent of sympathy sex.
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- 11-02-07, 11:32 AM #3
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Q: Why do Eton schoolboys like mowing lawns?
A: They enjoy burning the grass.
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- 11-02-07, 12:33 PM #4
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Q: Why get your non prescription Viagra from Boots?
A: Its great if you have a foot fetish.
- 12-02-07, 10:35 AM #5
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Re: Mysteries Q&A
Q: When does it pour in Australia?
A: When England win a rain interrupted cricket tournament there.
And Australia lose to BELGIUM in the Davis Cup Tennis
on the same day.
- 13-02-07, 10:53 AM #6
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Q: How did Iran trick Western Intelligence into destabalising Iraq?
A: “Western Intelligence” is an oxymoron*.
* oxymoron:conjoining contradictory terms (as in 'deafening silence')
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Q: Why is murdock making a post about Q&A?
A: Poor boys is so bored he has nothing better to do
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- 14-02-07, 10:39 AM #8
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Re: Mysteries Q&A
Q: Who was Saint Valentine?
A: A Roman gardener in the reign of Claudius II.
He founded the Interfiori chain of stores.
Patron Saint of florists.
- 14-02-07, 11:53 AM #9
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Q. why am i still reading this post ??
A. im soo bored and im off sick from school
- 14-02-07, 08:52 PM #10
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You must be gutted falling sick during half term!
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