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    Mysteries Q&A

    This is a discussion on Mysteries Q&A within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Q: Are we likely to see Global Warming or a new Ice Age? A: Both. (If a nuclear bomb is ...

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Are we likely to see Global Warming or a new Ice Age?

      A: Both. (If a nuclear bomb is deployed in the near future.)


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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q. Why do men have nipples?

      A. ?

      (Mysteries you said right? )

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      A: Every human foetus start out female.
      Only later in gestation are males created.
      We both have the same bits and pieces just in different proportions.
      Or watch the video on the link below.

      Amazon.com: Why Do Men Have Nipples? Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini: Books: Mark Leyner,Billy Goldberg
      Last edited by murdock; 15-02-07 at 02:54 PM.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Oh, I didn't expect you to take it seriously... (I knew that)

      If you really want serious Q & As why not pose it as a quiz?

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why would anyone be daft enough to deploy a nuclear weapon?

      A: Because they will go to a better place and be rewarded in heaven.
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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Why is the US and UK bottom of a poll of
      “child well-being”?

      A: Because it was compiled by the UN.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Q: Which came first. Man or Woman?

      A: Man usually comes first.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      You have a great sense of humour murdock
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A

      Quote Originally Posted by stevelaw View Post
      Q. Why do men have nipples?

      A. ?

      (Mysteries you said right? )
      Q.Why has Aladdin got NO nipples?
      Service recovery 02392 899292

      You got 3 right!
      D'oh! Not good, dude.

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      Re: Mysteries Q&A


      Q:
      In Robin Hood, now on BBC HD, why did the BBC replace Friar Tuck
      with a Turkish woman?

      A: So not to upset feminists, atheists, non-Christians and fat people.

     

     
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