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    Worst Jokes!

    This is a discussion on Worst Jokes! within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Ok, simple rules: Post some bad jokes here! Please remember that there is a swear filter on this forum so ...

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      Worst Jokes!

      Ok, simple rules:

      Post some bad jokes here!

      Please remember that there is a swear filter on this forum so you will need to keep them clean.

      If you keep to one joke per post, then people can like each individual joke.

      Have fun!

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      Breaking News: Two people found sunbathing in Scotland today have tested positive for hypothermia!

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      With so many sports cancelled, Sky is going to start showing the Origami Championships from next week.

      ...

      It'll be shown on Paper View.

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

      "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?”

      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.”

      He struggles to ask again, *"Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?”

      Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

      She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

      She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.”

      The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

      "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely ……..

      "Are - my - test - results - back?”
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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      A man doesn't walk into a bar...
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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE?

      You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

      Sex with your wife - Legal and General.
      Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
      Sex with your partner - Standard Life .
      Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
      Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
      Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
      Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
      Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.
      Sex with an OAP - Saga.
      Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident .
      Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
      Sex with a monk - Abbey Life.
      Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group.

      AND FINALLY

      Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com

      Please make sure you are adequately covered!
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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      @FelixTCat:

      ...with a well off gentleman - Zurich

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      There's a rumour going round that Donald Trump might actually care about people!!
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