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    Worst Jokes!

    This is a discussion on Worst Jokes! within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; I went to the sweet shop and asked for a Boost, a Twirl and a Topic. The shopkeeper said, "You ...

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      I went to the sweet shop and asked for a Boost, a Twirl and a Topic.

      The shopkeeper said, "You look great", he did a pirourtte and said, "What's your view on global warming?"

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      The Pancake factory recently dismissed one of their workers for gross negligence.

      In an interview, the worker said: "I couldn't give a toss".

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      Re: Worst Jokes!

      Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.
      Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policeman stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks.

      "I'm sorry sir," the first policeman told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket."

      Amazed, the driver asked for what.

      The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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