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      Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      A little bit of light hearted humour from Sky for when the end is nigh.


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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      They all got their dates wrong.

      I was under the impression that it would all got to pot on the 20th December 2012 (20-12-2012).

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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      That date makes the most sense to be honest. People will believe anything if you convince them enough and show it on TV enough.


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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Ive booked that day off work as there is no way im going to die at work
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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      As long as it happens before 12 midday then I'm OK, otherwise I'm working =(.

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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Just remember if it does happen then any recordings you have made in your Sky+ planner may be deleted.
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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      I always thought that those people who walk around with the end is nigh placards, should be commended for the fantastic work they do.
      They know for sure the world will end, yet still find time to warn others of the impending doom facing us.
      Hero's the lot of them

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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Which of you wants to be brave? I have a job for a real man...






      Can I have a volunteer to make a public announcement to all the children to let them know that Christmas is cancelled please?

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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Not long to go now. I hope no one has ordered a PPV for tomorrow night.
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      Re: Apocalypse advice issued for end of the world

      Quote Originally Posted by SatDish View Post
      Just remember if it does happen then any recordings you have made in your Sky+ planner may be deleted.
      Nah! A planner rebuild will cure that.



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