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      Things you never hear someone say...

      ...in a hospital:

      Nurse, do you have a spare rectal thermometer? Mine is stuck with my last patient and he's off to the OR.

      ...in a HiFi shop:

      Yes sir, and when you turn the volume down back to this level, you can hear the Police banging on your door.


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      Things you never hear someone say...

      Lmao my missus is a nurse she was telling me the different ways temperature can be taken lol (not that I really wanted to know)


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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Todays challenge: Post some more jokes in this style.

      I have some really dark ones which I may post later.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      On a football pitch 'No ref, I tripped so it's not a penalty'
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Sky help advisor to user - "You are a thick nitwit and should not be allowed near a computer."
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      ...in the bank:

      Yes ma'am, once we have your money we will automatically send your personal details, along with the 250 administration fee, to the Bank of Nigeria and allow them to credit you with you inheritance money.

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Next weeks winning lottery numbers are....
      "To help would be a great adventure"

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Complaint to me when I worked for local authority planning dept.

      "There is a trailer outside the pub advertising a Phsychic evening"

      Ok I will look into it.

      He said "Ok that would be great"

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      I've bought BF3.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Doctor to female patient:

      ...and if you put one of these in your husband's morning coffee every day, after a while everything will go limp. Also blame his moobs on his drinking, that should divert his attention.

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