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    Things you never hear someone say...

    This is a discussion on Things you never hear someone say... within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Originally Posted by NewsreadeR Sky did ring me back when they said they would.... Hey, plenty of people have said ...

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Quote Originally Posted by NewsreadeR View Post
      Sky did ring me back when they said they would....
      Hey, plenty of people have said that! Or so my customer satisfaction scores would lead me to believe :P


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      12 year old 'Oh man, that was an awesome shot. I hope I can be as good as you one day, and I most definitely have not had sexual intercourse with a female member of your family hierarchy!'


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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Isn't the latest winner of the Turner Prize a beautiful piece of art.

      (ok, I know it's personal taste)

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      I'm sorry Mr Mitchell that would be physically impossible for me to do but if you want to borrow my gun and try it yourself please do!

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Quote Originally Posted by steelysteph View Post
      Isn't the latest winner of the Turner Prize a beautiful piece of art.

      (ok, I know it's personal taste)
      When ever i hear that i always think it should be called Turnip prize.
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      Houston, this is Atlantis.

      Someone has clamped us for parking next to the Space Station and there is a $150 release fee. They also want cash.

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      I'm get ten a dictionary

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Please hold whilst we make you wait another 10 minutes on this premium rate number. Thank you.

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      The reply to the the most asked question ever...

      Yes, that dress/skirt/shorts does make your bum look big

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      I can still watch my recorded programmes once I have cancelled my subs.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Welcome to Rainbow children.

      Today Zippy, sponsored by YKK, will be going on a date with Jemima from Play School, sponsored by Durex.

      Bungle will be visiting his cousins, Big Ted & Little Ted, whilst George is on a double date with the flowerpot men.

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