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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Premier league footballer to his manager..
      Boss i think we should all have a pay cut as we get paid far to much so our fans can have cheaper match tickets.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      (apologies if someone is upset by this, I know it is a little dark humour)

      On the phone to the Samaritans:

      Will you hurry up and jump please. I need to go to the toilet.

      or

      Can you tell me which bridge it is you are jumping from again? My shift finishes soon and I would like to avoid the traffic jam.

      or

      Only 20 tablets? You need to take at least 50.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      So that's two bottles of wine, a bottle of Schnapps and a bottle of brandy. Now we are also giving away a 6 pack of beer with this. Would you like 6 bottles of Stella instead?

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      ...Walking out of a fashion shop with your girlfriend

      That was nice

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      "Hello dear"

      Your wife, on meeting you walking out of a fashion shop with your girlfriend.
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      Now you are due to give birth in 6 weeks. I trust that everything is sorted out ay home now.

      All we need to do now is to discuss your pain medication and how you intend to give birth. Would you like a Caesarean section...







      ....sir?

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      My wife.....

      Sorry


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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      I've just received the cheque from that Nigerian prince.
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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      'Apple Maps beats the pants off of Google Maps! Apple were so smart to ditch them!!!'

      'No Sir, that new iPhone does not make you look like a pretentious twonk at all!'

      'I only by the iPhone because it's a designer brand. I realise that the hardware is outdated and inferior even at launch and the software is a combination of rehashed ideas and stolen concepts which Apple are trying to pass off as innovative, despite the fact that other mobile OSs have had the same features for years!'

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      Re: Things you never hear someone say...

      Sky did ring me back when they said they would....
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