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    This is a discussion on Support the Moderators within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Originally Posted by NewsreadeR Did you used to put your Biology text book down your trousers so it never hurt? ...

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by NewsreadeR View Post
      Did you used to put your Biology text book down your trousers so it never hurt?
      I didn't always wear trousers at School.

      Besides, we could always blame the boys.

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      i didnt get a cane at school. theres a full stop look. .......

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      Where's the capitalisation for the start of a new sentence and the ' for "there is" to make it "there's"?

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by reddwarfcrew View Post
      Where's the capitalisation for the start of a new sentence and the ' for "there is" to make it "there's"?
      I've worked it out now: He stuffed his English book down his trousers.

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by deadman1984 View Post
      i didnt get a cane at school. theres a full stop look. .......
      But no capital letter for I - No apostrophe for didn't and no capital T for theres, and again no apostrophe for There's.

      Good to see my taxes are paying for proper English Teachers.
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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by Scubbie View Post
      I've worked it out now: He stuffed his English book down his trousers.
      Biology one's were the best they had the most pages.
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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Did you used to put your Biology text book down your trousers
      That would be knickers wouldn't it

      I remember our music teacher(over 60 years ago) she was tiny and when she wanted punishment administered she took you next door to the science teacher who was over 6 foot six tall. His nickname was Tiny of course

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      that take me ages to put a capital in and that ' in

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by deadman1984 View Post
      that take me ages to put a capital in and that ' in
      Tom's posted far more times than you, yet he manages to check his punctuation, spelling & uses capitals where required.

      So what is your excuse again?

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      Re: Support the Moderators

      Quote Originally Posted by NewsreadeR View Post
      Actually, I bet if I complained to the Police I could get my headmaster and deputy head done for abuse of the cane or leather strap.

      That's providing of course they ain't dead by now. I know my Maths and Art Teachers are. May they RIP - Hated them but they didn't deserve to die.
      Our maths teachers were the worst. One carried a cane and the other a strap which they didn't hesitate to use. They used to rule their classrooms like petty dictators and boy did they enjoy dishing it out.

      Quote Originally Posted by deadman1984 View Post
      i didnt get a cane at school. theres a full stop look. .......
      No wonder they can't spell or punctuate these days. No discipline.

     

     
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