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      Re: The Pornography thread

      Reading all these post just for research purposes ok and now Im off to view some picture and video's on the net.

      Owe, should I say that out loud.........

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      Re: The Pornography thread

      Sorry had to post this

      A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

      He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

      "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

      To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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      Re: The Pornography thread

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      Sorry had to post this



      LOL
      Now that is funny

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      Re: The Pornography thread

      Might as well join in with the Jokes


      A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
      'What was that for?' the man asked.
      The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'..
      The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
      The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
      Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
      Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
      wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'


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      Re: The Pornography thread

      I have permanently removed some posts from this thread, the reason being that I personally do not feel comfortable with allowing the way that the thread was going.
      Last edited by NewsreadeR; 16-09-09 at 10:40 PM. Reason: changed wording
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      Re: The Pornography thread

      Good shout. It didn't feel right to me.

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      Re: The Pornography thread

      sorry

      good joke psu300 and the insider

     

     
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