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    New Elements

    This is a discussion on New Elements within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; New Elements On The Periodic Table Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round ...

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      New Elements

      New Elements On The Periodic Table

      Element: WOMAN
      Symbol: Wo
      Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less)

      Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.

      Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

      Chemical properties: Very active. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amount of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen. Ages rapidly.

      Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth. Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known.

      Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


      Element: MAN
      Symbol: XY
      Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100

      Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

      Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

      Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

      Usage: None really, except methane production. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

      Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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      Re: New Elements

      Too clever for me - XY

      LOL

     

     

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