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    Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

    This is a discussion on Sky to launch Toilet Tissue within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; If the rumours are true, it looks like we will need another new sub forum. Sky Wipes will only be ...

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      Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      If the rumours are true, it looks like we will need
      another new sub forum.
      Sky Wipes will only be available in blue with white clouds.
      The customer care number will be printed on each sheet.
      The paper is made from recyclable material but is “super soft”
      and if you take Broadband you get the moist version free.

      A spokesperson said:
      This is just another NPD (New Product Development) and as
      with Picnic we will be aiming at the bottom end of the market”.


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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      VERY GOOD, wil it keep dropping?

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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      Rumour has it, the first film for Sky to stream using Sky Wipes, would be 'Flushed Away'
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      and the first audio program ,a reading of 'Everybody sh***' the british version of everybody poops

      PLEASE NOTE: this has not been researched but pulled out of my but i had to stand up

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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      Sky will be 'flushed' with success!
      or
      A Sky spokesman said "This product is aimed at the bottom end of the market!".
      or
      We're on a roll!
      Last edited by Ned Ludd; 01-01-09 at 06:46 PM.
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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      this has not been researched but pulled out of my
      You're just talking crap.
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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      Quote Originally Posted by NewsreadeR View Post
      You're just talking crap.
      No sh1t sherlock


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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      yes i am .if only you really knew me ............


      sky wipes for sky sh****.
      horrible if they cut you off in mid motion

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      Re: Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

      Whatever you do, don't go for the Base package - it's shiny and it just moves everything around. Best go with the Max package: soft, long and very strong...
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