Sky to launch Toilet Tissue

[murdock]

If the rumours are true, it looks like we will need
another new sub forum.
Sky Wipes will only be available in blue with white clouds.
The customer care number will be printed on each sheet.
The paper is made from recyclable material but is “super soft”
and if you take Broadband you get the moist version free.

A spokesperson said:
This is just another NPD (New Product Development) and as
with Picnic we will be aiming at the bottom end of the market”.

[skypaulusplus]

VERY GOOD, wil it keep dropping?

[NewsreadeR]

Rumour has it, the first film for Sky to stream using Sky Wipes, would be 'Flushed Away'

[skypaulusplus]

and the first audio program ,a reading of 'Everybody sh***' the british version of everybody poops

PLEASE NOTE: this has not been researched but pulled out of my but i had to stand up

[Ned Ludd]

Sky will be 'flushed' with success!
or
A Sky spokesman said "This product is aimed at the bottom end of the market!".
or
We're on a roll!

[NewsreadeR]

this has not been researched but pulled out of my

You're just talking crap.

[dholdi]

You're just talking crap.

No sh1t sherlock

[skypaulusplus]

yes i am .if only you really knew me ............


sky wipes for sky sh****.
horrible if they cut you off in mid motion

[skypaulusplus]

[speedyrite]

Whatever you do, don't go for the Base package - it's shiny and it just moves everything around. Best go with the Max package: soft, long and very strong...