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    The American Erection

    This is a discussion on The American Erection within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; I am watching the American election on US TV. The most fascinating part has been all the commercials for medicines ...

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      The American Erection

      I am watching the American election on US TV.
      The most fascinating part has been all the commercials
      for medicines – especially those for erectile dysfunction.
      In a 30 second ad, the first 10 seconds is "the sell".
      The rest contains legal caveats and medical
      warnings delivered at break-neck speed.
      The commercials defy parody, but here goes anyway.
      I will call the product “Up-n-UP”.

      Men, be ready any time, so when she says Yes, you're
      on the Up-n-Up.

      Consult your doctor if you are taking other medicines.
      Some men have experienced, persistent vomiting, dizzy spells,
      diarrhoea, and even death.
      You may find your blood pressure falls, your pulse rate rises,
      and you may suffer from temporary blindness.

      Consult your doctor to see if your heart is strong enough for
      sex that lasts for more than 2 minutes.
      Report depression or thoughts of suicide.

      If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours or if you can
      get an erection every 10 minutes consult you doctor,
      (unless you are a teenager.)

      The American Election.

      This also defies belief.
      The approval rate for the current President is 14%.
      Yet, the enthusiasm, participation and excitement
      for the next President is incredible.
      A triumph of hope over experience.

      At least Up-n-UP is a
      triumph of experience over hope.

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      Re: The American Erection

      i hate the american adverts, i was watching the footie via bb via china via us via london via newcastle and it was a american channel 2 adverts lasted 6 minutes the 1 for 10., they love there shavers , and they shave while in a meetng, very proffesional
      anyway great post

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      Re: The American Erection

      The greatest thing on US adverts for toys etc used to be how fast they could say "Batteries not included" at the end.



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