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    Massave Mistakes

    This is a discussion on Massave Mistakes within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Driving out of the Tesco station I forgot to take the petrol hose out of my filler and drove off ...

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      Massave Mistakes

      Driving out of the Tesco station I forgot to
      take the petrol hose out of my filler and drove
      off with the darn thing attached.
      There were shouts and screams as the assistants raced
      down to the road to pull it out.
      Then I hit a wall.
      Lucky for me, the Tesco Stewards said I would not lose
      my points.


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      Re: Massave Mistakes

      ROFLMAO


      You watched the race as well then?
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      Re: Massave Mistakes

      aaah ahhha ahh ha hha aaa hhh aaa
      ive wet myself

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      Re: Massave Mistakes

      Spillage on isle 3...
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      Clothes may disguise a fool, but his voice will give him away...







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      Re: Massave Mistakes

      It's not fair.
      The Magistrates have made me paint my tyres green.
      This is to warn other road users that I'm a "boyracer".
      I intend to appeal.

     

     

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