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    Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed

    This is a discussion on Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Government Inspectors have confirmed finding the particle in an “Evans the Earthworm Mega Value Meat Pie.” The factory conditions were ...

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      Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed

      Government Inspectors have confirmed finding the particle
      in an “Evans the Earthworm Mega Value Meat Pie.”
      The factory conditions were described as looking like the Universe
      must have, a millionth of a second after the universe was created.

      Inspector Jones cut through the pastry with a saw and poked
      around the contents.
      There, among the reconstituted fat, accelerated gristle and
      dried blood - the particle could clearly be seen.
      There was huge excitement on Radio 4 as the discovery was heard
      “live” on the Today programme.

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      Re: Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed

      On Sky News, they have just collided 2 mince pies. And its not even Christmas!
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

     

     

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