WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

[murdock]

A Welsh physicist, known as Evans the Earthworm,
plans to accelerate “God” particles on Wednesday morning.
He will use the London Transport Circle Line tunnel to accelerate the
particles, faster than the speed of light.
This experiment has caused grave concern in the scientific community.

Professor Klaus von Nostro has issued the following warning
from his laboratory in Bavaria.
“If this mad experiment goes ahead be prepared for
The End of Days predicted in the Bible.
At first you will see a light emerging from the Rift in Cardiff Bay.
This will arch and eventually emerge near the Sydney Opera House.
A few weeks later, a double helix quasar will devour the continents,
starting with Australia.
Eventually the earth itself will implode.”

Note:
SkyUsers are advised to turn off their V1 routers on
Wednesday morning at 05.59 am.
If you have a "wind up" radio, tune to Radio 4's Today programme.
Commuters planning to use the Circle Line on Wednesday
should use the Northern Line instead.

[skypaulusplus]

is this a wind up?

[Proppinupthebar]

is this a wind up?

Nope, its been a while, but Murdocks back!

[Ned Ludd]

Cribbed and posted on another board!

[NewsreadeR]

Welcome back Murdock. The humour has been lacking recently.

[Simon]

He's referring to this...

The final countdown? | News | guardian.co.uk

Very worrying.

[murdock]

Thanks NR.

I love the quote from the Earthworms' mum:

“When he was 8 we bought him a chemistry set.
He blew up the house.
Before his First Communion he blew up the Chapel.
Now the EU give him 4 Billion and he is going to
blow up the world.
Some boys are nothing but trouble.”

Radio 4 will have the throwing of the switch "live" on Wednesday
on the Today programme. I just hope we all will be "live" after that.

[murdock]

You thought I was joking?
There are TWO of them!!

Meet Evans the Atom, who will end the world on Wednesday | Mail Online


Scientists receive death threats over Big Bang experiment from critics who fear end of the world | Mail Online

[dtr44]

think this needs yahhoo serious [25 till 28 seconds splitting the atom] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEL_BT_Z6Yg

[skypaulusplus]

well is it done yet?
am i dead?
is god a donkey?
whats going on?