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    WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

    This is a discussion on WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; A Welsh physicist, known as Evans the Earthworm, plans to accelerate “God” particles on Wednesday morning. He will use the ...

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      WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      A Welsh physicist, known as Evans the Earthworm,
      plans to accelerate “God” particles on Wednesday morning.
      He will use the London Transport Circle Line tunnel to accelerate the
      particles, faster than the speed of light.
      This experiment has caused grave concern in the scientific community.

      Professor Klaus von Nostro has issued the following warning
      from his laboratory in Bavaria.
      “If this mad experiment goes ahead be prepared for
      The End of Days predicted in the Bible.
      At first you will see a light emerging from the Rift in Cardiff Bay.
      This will arch and eventually emerge near the Sydney Opera House.
      A few weeks later, a double helix quasar will devour the continents,
      starting with Australia.
      Eventually the earth itself will implode.”

      Note:

      SkyUsers are advised to turn off their V1 routers on
      Wednesday morning at 05.59 am.
      If you have a "wind up" radio, tune to Radio 4's Today programme.
      Commuters planning to use the Circle Line on Wednesday
      should use the Northern Line instead.


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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      is this a wind up?

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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      Quote Originally Posted by skypaulusplus View Post
      is this a wind up?
      Nope, its been a while, but Murdocks back!

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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      Cribbed and posted on another board!
      Geoff, York.
      Can't call me a Luddite now!


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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      Welcome back Murdock. The humour has been lacking recently.
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      He's referring to this...

      The final countdown? | News | guardian.co.uk

      Very worrying.
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      Clothes may disguise a fool, but his voice will give him away...







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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      Thanks NR.

      I love the quote from the Earthworms' mum:

      “When he was 8 we bought him a chemistry set.
      He blew up the house.
      Before his First Communion he blew up the Chapel.
      Now the EU give him 4 Billion and he is going to
      blow up the world.
      Some boys are nothing but trouble.”


      Radio 4 will have the throwing of the switch "live" on Wednesday
      on the Today programme. I just hope we all will be "live" after that.
      Last edited by murdock; 08-09-08 at 08:38 PM.

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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      Last edited by murdock; 09-09-08 at 09:46 AM.

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      Re: WARNING! Breaking News about The Big Bang

      think this needs yahhoo serious [25 till 28 seconds splitting the atom] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEL_BT_Z6Yg

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      well is it done yet?
      am i dead?
      is god a donkey?
      whats going on?

     

     
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