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    The 10 commandments for your first date. A guide for the guys.

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      The 10 commandments for your first date. A guide for the guys.

      Thou shalt not:

      1. Tell her she reminds you of your ex-girlfriend.
      2. Say the food at the pub is not as good as your mothers.
      3. Ask if she wants to pay half of the bill.
      4. Hope your next job lasts longer than 6 months.
      5. Ask if she has change for the condom machine.
      6. Tell her your favourite films are about serial killers.
      7. Declare that the best thing on TV is football.
      8. Discuss the number of people you have had sex with.
      9. Keep talking about yourself and constantly interrupt her.
      10. Confess that you use AOL Broadband.
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      Or you could use this lame guide instead:
      The Ten Commandments of dating - Dating - AOL Lifestyle
      Last edited by murdock; 27-02-08 at 01:08 PM. Reason: typo/revised


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