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    Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

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      Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Iíve just bought one of those high tech Japanese toilets.
      It was a bit scary at first, but once I got used to all those
      complicated dials I quite liked it.
      Everyone else in the house is terrified of it and will only
      use the downstairs one.
      Now Iím not sure what to do, as the manual is in Japanese.
      Should I flash it or flush it?


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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Are you taking the p*55?!

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Quote Originally Posted by eyemdee View Post
      Are you taking the p*55?!
      No!
      You can hear the hard drive starting up.
      The seat starts to vibrate.
      And the orange light on the side goes to green.

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Problem solved by google.
      Japan's High-Tech Toilets
      Last edited by murdock; 02-02-08 at 03:26 PM. Reason: Oops, wrong link but this is more fun. If you have a Mitsupisi Pooh2 then PM me for the correct link.

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Is that the one that Johnathon Ross has?

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Quote Originally Posted by Undecided Adrian View Post
      Is that the one that Johnathon Ross has?

      Murdock shares a bog with Jonathan Ross?
      There is no p in Thomson.

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Id be carefull with that bog if I was you: BBC NEWS | Business | Free repairs to flammable toilets

      Disclaimer: The views expressed here are my own and in no way represent the views or policies of my employer.


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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      I think we must have one of these toilets, or at least it felt like it this morning. Could have been the Curry I had last night though.
      ~ Never, ever, argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience ~

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      Re: Every time I turn on the V1 router my toilet tries to connect to the Internet.

      Quote Originally Posted by The Realist View Post
      Id be carefull with that bog if I was you:
      Thanks Realist.
      That story reminds me of a Radio 4 report years ago.

      A man had a habit of reading and smoking on the toilet.
      While sitting there, he dropped the cigarette down the toilet
      and it exploded.
      (His wife had earlier cleaned the toilet with chemicals and
      it had not been flushed.)

      When the ambulance men arrived and heard what happened
      they laughed so much that they dropped him off the stretcher
      and he also broke his leg.

     

     

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