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    This is a discussion on Mastermind within the General chat forums, part of the Community channel category; Specialist subject... Stating the blinding obvious :: Warning: Platform ends here (on the end of rail station platforms). :: May ...

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      Mastermind

      Specialist subject... Stating the blinding obvious

      :: Warning: Platform ends here (on the end of rail station platforms).
      :: May irritate eyes (on a can of self-defence pepper spray)
      :: May cause drowsiness (on sleeping tablets)
      :: Caution: Water on road during rain
      :: Do not open door while airborne except in emergency' (on emergency exit doors in aircraft)
      :: Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle (from a Dutch bicycle manual)
      :: Do not iron clothes on body (from the packaging for a steam iron)
      :: For indoor or outdoor use only (!)
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