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    Why men die sooner...

    This is a discussion on Why men die sooner... within the Everyday Life forums, part of the Community channel category; It is a statisitcal fact that men tend to die before women. There are many possible reasons for this which ...

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      Why men die sooner...

      It is a statisitcal fact that men tend to die before women. There are many possible reasons for this which are well known. The following pics illustrate a few more...

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      Since it is Friday, anyone for a drink?
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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Probably driven to it by some woman screaming at them " I don't care how you do it, get it done."
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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Scientists have recently announced that if a male was castrated, they would live way beyond 100 years on average.

      Scissors anyone?



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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Quote Originally Posted by Isitme View Post
      Probably driven to it by some woman screaming at them " I don't care how you do it, get it done."
      Did you count how many flights up that bloke was who was washing the windows? I counted at least 35!

      As for sitting under the JCB for shade, whilst eating their lunch or on a tea break, I seriously doubt that a woman would have driven them to do that.

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      Scientists have recently announced that if a male was castrated, they would live way beyond 100 years on average.

      Scissors anyone?
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      Quote Originally Posted by dog-man View Post
      dog-man / snip / ouch / woman
      Oh, too late.

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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Quote Originally Posted by Scubbie View Post
      Someone told me it was quite painless...
      For the castrater or the castrateee ?????
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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Scientists have recently announced that if a male was castrated, they would live way beyond 100 years on average.

      Scissors anyone?
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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Someone told me it was quite painless...
      Only if your fingers don't get caught between the bricks.
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      Re: Why men die sooner...

      Quote Originally Posted by FelixTCat View Post
      Only if your fingers don't get caught between the bricks.
      This is probably what she meant

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