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    This is a discussion on Jokes / Fun Section within the Everyday Life forums, part of the Community channel category; I'm standing in the queue at Boots with 2 bottles of Smile mouthwash. Curiously, the only check outs are at ...

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      Re: Jokes / Fun Section

      I'm standing in the queue at Boots with 2 bottles of
      Smile mouthwash.
      Curiously, the only check outs are at the cosmetic counter.
      A lady is holding up the line, deciding whether to pay 23 for
      a small jar of anti-wrinkle cream.
      Eventually the dolly bird at the till offers her this advice.
      "Well madam, if I were you I would buy the jumbo size,
      it's much better value."

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      NSFW (or anywher else for that matter) :YouTube - angry ANGRY BT customer! Very Funny!
      reminds me of me

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      as before :YouTube - Trapped in an elavator for 41 hours with Diarrhea
      if it was me id of dropped one in the corner

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      Re: Jokes / Fun Section

      The funniest prank call ever!!!!

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs...eature=related



      I defiy you not to laugh or smile!!!

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      if it was a newcastle call then it would be sooo mch better(and to laughter on)
      overall good

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      Re: Jokes / Fun Section

      A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the refuse collector's code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
      Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.


      'Harro!' says the Japanese chappie.
      'Hi, mate! Where's your bin?' asks the collector
      'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.

      Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
      Smiles and tries again.

      'No mate, where's your dust bin?'.
      'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man -
      Still perplexed.
      'Listen,' says the collector.

      'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your *w h e e l i e* bin?'
      'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin.

      ' I wheelie bin havin sex wirra wife's sister.........!'

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      Only great mindscan read this
      This is weird, but interesting!
      fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

      Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

      i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it!


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      THE SHORTEST FAIRY TALE EVER TOLD:

      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The GIRL SAID 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

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      Heres one i have just recieved

      I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to
      come over.
      Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
      He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
      I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,
      'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
      Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
      'No,' I replied.
      'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
      So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

      I used to like the little s..t.

     

     
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