Just bought a new house and signed with Sky for TV & Broadband. TV installation service - top notch, everything was made absolutely fine with a wink of an eye.
And then....
Was supposed to get the router on 31st of July (!)
Stage 1 (August 1):
While I was at work Parcel Force drops "we missed u" card and supposed to come next day.
Nobody shows up for 3 days in row (my wife was at home waiting for them).
Called Parcel Force: after investigation it appears, that
the driver has made his own conclusion, that we
sold our house so there was no necessity to come back next day and the router was send back to Sky (they had all our contact phones though).
Stage 2 (August 5) (:
Call to Sky: BB support lady says that her system shows the router is still at Parcel Force depot. I insist that it is not. She puts me on hold 4-5 times, trying to find smb, who will help "...to open this window" on her monitor. Finally she says that yes, it has been returned, but they will need to start some "necessary procedure" in order to send it again and it will take 5 working days.
Stage 3 (Week after):
Call to Sky: BB support sees my request in system a week ago but then rewards me with info, that
nothing has been done since that time, but they will "try to make an exception (!!!)" for me and arrange redelivery in 2-3 days.
Stage 4 (3 days later):
Call to Sky: After multiple chasing attempts it appears that their system shows the parcel was delivered next day, but smb named "Sealan" signed for it. Then goes the best part:
Sky lady Kim:
- This must be someone of your neighbours...
Me:
- Don't u know that if it is left with neighbours (which can't be, because it is a "signed for" parcel) they drop us the card with their house number? We don't have one.
Kim:
-
But I think it is not too difficult to check them and ask about it.
-
????? Sorry, are u all right? You tell me to go and hunt for the parcel when u don't even have the house number???? And by the way are u sure that it is the parcel for
house 81?
- Yes, it is your parcel. Sorry sir, all I can advise to you is to call Parcel Force tomorrow and if the can't help - call us back.
- ........
Stage 5 (next day):
Call to PF:
People were actually very understanding and helpful and found out the following:
it was not my parcel and Mr. Sealan happily received his router, living in
house number 47, because he is another, happier, Sky customer.
Call to Sky (unfortunately my dear Kim is off sick

):
- $%&&"***? (+ infinite excl. marks)
- Sorry sir, I see in our
system (OOOH MY, not again!), that actually the second time despatch has not been done yet... I have no idea - why...
- Can u just feeeeeeeeel, how it doesn't surprise me?.... So the
"exception" that Sky was going to make for me is to deliver routers to anyone
except me...(!)
- I will put it under special control and u will definetely have it in 2-3 working days...
- SURE I WILL !!!
Well today we have
20th of August and I am still waiting for my router. Put away time that I've spent and all other "no-connection" inconveniences.
Maybe it is a rear thing, but the start of my relationship with Sky couldn't be worse...