My News: Poliphobia

[murdock]

Politicians are so stupid, they cannot draft anti-discrimination laws
against one group, without discriminating against another.
Or cause new phobias.

My solution.
Limit the time a party (of any colour) can stay in power.
That way you limit the mess they leave behind.
The new election cycle starts in May.


My Sky BB max is FRB.
Fast, Reliable, Bargain.

[Suffering Sam]

Murdock for PM? would be a nice idea. First agenda,free BB for the masses ! Sure vote winner No discrimination there!

[murdock]

Thanks Sam.
If you join the Poliphobia party our membership will increase 100%.
The manifesto will definitely include an anti-discrimination law to
force Sky and BT to unknot ties in 5 days or less.
And if I do become party leader, I will nominate you to become
Lord Sam of Suffering.
(You do not have to make any financial contribution to the party.)

Our motto: Vote for Change.


My Sky BB Max. FRB.
Fast, Reliable, Bargain.

[Suffering Sam]

Done. Lord Sam of Suffering for the masses and free WiFi in every borough paid for from the council tax collections.

Will eliminate wired Broadband problems for all ! (and no tie pairs and other silly excuses to contend with)

Sure winner's agenda.

[NewsreadeR]

But would I get my rubbish collected on a friday, when I put extra bin bags next to the wheelie bin. As when our binmen come round, we have to put the binbags in the wheelie bin ready for collection the week after. No bags in wheelie bin, no collection. I tell you it stinks!

If you can sort this out you have my vote.

[Gaztops]

Our Council insist on making sure your wheelie bin lid is properly closed or the bin men won't empty it.

Sort that out lads and you get my vote also