Hogg Bovine particle discovered in Aberystwyth, Dyfed

[murdock]

Government Inspectors have confirmed finding the particle
in an “Evans the Earthworm Mega Value Meat Pie.”
The factory conditions were described as looking like the Universe
must have, a millionth of a second after the universe was created.

Inspector Jones cut through the pastry with a saw and poked
around the contents.
There, among the reconstituted fat, accelerated gristle and
dried blood - the particle could clearly be seen.
There was huge excitement on Radio 4 as the discovery was heard
“live” on the Today programme.

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[NewsreadeR]

On Sky News, they have just collided 2 mince pies. And its not even Christmas!